question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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