Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Welp...herpes.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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