It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Randomize
