Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
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i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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