Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
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i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
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Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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