Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Your topless pictures make me question reality
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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