you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
You sent me a very drunk love letter
Was it the one about pterodactyls?
I was disappointed I thought you actually loved me
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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