Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
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whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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