Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
there was a trapeze. enough said
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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