you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
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I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
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