Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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