ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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