I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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