she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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