I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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