I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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