The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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