Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
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There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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