No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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