Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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