I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
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