This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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