I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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