dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
