your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
