So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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