So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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