Is it normal to miss your booty call?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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