Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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