R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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