that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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