i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
