I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
just found out that she named her cat after me.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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