I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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