please come you make the beer taste better
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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