5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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