how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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