Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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