Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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