your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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