Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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