Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
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Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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