I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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