Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(970): View more from Colorado

Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude

(1-970): View more from Colorado

You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?

(970): View more from Colorado

Shut the hell up.

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(858): View more from California

Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.

(858): View more from California

i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents

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(815): View more from Illinois

How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?

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(801): View more from Utah

Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.

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