dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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