She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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