READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
