Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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