it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
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