god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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