another moral hangover. fuck.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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