Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
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I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She swung at the pinata with crutches
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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