can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
I have a number of responses, ranging in content, tone, and maturity. Choose your destiny...
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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