To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
My butt remains clenched, sir.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
