ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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