please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I have fence marks all over my body
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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